What Not to Wear

Am I wrong in wishing I had a worse sense of style so I could go on that show? I'm not a fashionista or anything, but I could use a new wardrobe!

I want Stacey and Clinton to belittle me.

I want to toss out all of my clothes and start anew.

I want Nick to do my hair and Carmindy (of the worst name in the world) to do my hair and makeup.

And I want $5000 to buy myself all new clothes!

Throw a struggling grad student a bone!